In 2002 if you told me that Limp Bizkit and Ashanti would be signed to a label owned by the autistic kid who said “drop it like it’s hot” at the end of Back That Ass Up, and that him, Wheelchair Jimmy from Degrassi and the first pink wig-wearing plastic femdroid to be crowned KoNY would be dominating shit and threatening to kidnap Jay-Z’s newborn kid by the hot chick from Destiny’s Child… I would’ve said “Sounds about right.